“Take your mark, Get Set, Go.” These are the words one hears at the beginning of each race. Continue reading
Beyoncé: An iconic woman who oozes oodles of confidence. Lots of people might say, “Well she’s Beyoncé, of course she has confidence.” So then, how does a plain Jane like you or me obtain confidence? Continue reading
Legend has it that the only way to get a white horse perfectly clean is with your own tears. However, after years of frustration, experimentation, and going through way too many bottles and brands of whitening shampoo, I have finally found a way to get my mostly white Paint horse clean without any crying – although occasionally, tears of anger and disappointment manage to work themselves into the equation anyway. Continue reading
I initially wanted to try to teach you how to hit a softball, but then thought better of it as some people just might not be able to hit the ball, no matter how hard they try or how good my advice is. There are also a million different approaches a batter can take up at the plate, so who am I to tell you my approach is the best, or the only way you can hit the ball? I instead decided I would give you all the knowledge you would, in theory, need to try to hit the ball Continue reading
Ramen. The go-to cheap food for the everyday college student. Let’s be honest, the reason people buy ramen is because it only costs about a quarter per package. Continue reading
My mother always told me “there are no losers in the war of baklava.” She’s right, in a way. Thin flaky layers of buttered dough with nuts and sugar spread in-between, caramelized in a homemade syrup and garnished with pistachios makes it difficult to dislike baklava. Continue reading
At the risk of sounding arrogant, I get a lot of compliments on my skin. I usually get them when I have a nice layer of BB cream on. It makes my skin look natural and dewy while still covering up any “imperfections.” But that alone does not make my skin look flawless. I’m here to tell you that a good foundation application always starts with a good skin care routine.
Hello, welcome to How to Convey Emotion. In this essay, you will learn how to show your peers what you’re feeling. This can be useful to anyone who has difficulty proving their humanity. Continue reading
“Your face looks weird.”
I had meant to say, “You’re making a weird face,” which, in hindsight, would have caused less of a conflict.
“Shut up, terrorist.” Continue reading